Hey Santorum, I made this for you! :)
we cannot elect someone who is pre-juice. post-juice candidates only.
I fucking hate it when I can’t juice the president. PRESIDENTIAL JUICE IS MY FAVORITE.
aw fuck! I knew i didn’t spell something right. I’ll make a new one. LOL
it’s good to know that he’s prejuiced— it’s really difficult to extract presidential pulp in your own kitchen, so any...